WTF: What Exactly Is This Switch eShop Garbage, Nintendo?

Ah yes, Courageous Reasoning Nori 4 Crossing Sea Street 4…

The Switch eShop has some questionable inclusions in its library; we have covered such lowlights as The Last Hope: Dead Zone Survival (a Last of Us ‘clone’, apparently) and the catchily titled Prison Life Simulator 2022: World FIGHT Battle GTA ULTIMATE, which speaks for itself. But it looks there’s a new sheriff in town, one that makes these titles look almost like fully-fledged games. Introducing Courageous Reasoning Nori 4 Crossing Sea Street 4, whatever it is.

The above AI-generated image — which, yes, is actually from its North American eShop page — tells you all that you need to know about this upcoming ‘game’. There’s some sushi and some, errm, guns? The AI makes a trademark slip rendering two gun-looking shapes, for sure, if those guns were multi-handled (or in one case, non-handled) and being held by distorted digits that vaguely resemble fingers. Or maybe toes.

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