Review: Harvest Moon 64 – Rose-Tinted Specs Recommended For This Beloved Farm Sim

Aged like a fine bottle of milk.

To paraphrase a bunch of anti-Nazi singing nuns: How do you solve a problem like reviewing a game that’s almost 25 years old? The nuns never came up with an answer, but we have to, because this is a review, not a convent, and it’s the issue at the heart of this review, after all. Harvest Moon 64 came out in 1999 — the 20th century! — and it certainly plays like it, with clunky camera angles, poor localisation, a dearth of things to do, and music that will drive you crazy with its incessant 32-bar loops.

But no one is coming to the Nintendo Switch Online emulations of N64 games expecting something that could have been made yesterday. There are plenty of people who will gladly gobble this game up from the NSO Expansion Pack service, eyes blissfully blurred by the rose-tinted specs of nostalgia, and to that we say — good for you! We have been that person enough times to know the joy of feeling the warm ’90s-flavoured fuzzies running through your blood. But to those of you reading this who are, perhaps, more used to a more modern interpretation of a farming sim — this review is for you.

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