This absurd trolley conductor simulator gave me 3 separate Steam achievements for throwing grandmas from a moving public transportation vehicle

Troleu is perhaps the most specific job simulator game I’ve played. Inspired (loosely, I assume, but who can say) by developer andrground’s experience of Moldovan public transit, it’s a frenzy of change-counting, validating trolley passes, and hurling passengers at a demonic ticket inspector so you don’t lose your day’s wages. In my time with the…

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New report details Dragon Age: The Veilguard’s ugly failure through live service flip-flops, rewrites, and conflicts with Mass Effect

The failure of Dragon Age: The Veilguard, and the toll it took on BioWare, has been well documented, but a new report by Jason Schreier at Bloomberg dives deep into what went wrong leading up to the game’s release in October 2024—and the short answer is, just about everything. Initially envisioned as a smaller-scale, conventional…

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Dune: Awakening’s dungeons are so atrocious that I’d rather get slowly digested by a sandworm than fight through another one

It’s 8 pm on Arrakis and I’ve been on a crafting binge. I’m not normally the sort of ex-convict-turned-desert-nomad who’s into the whole crafting bollocks. I am, however, absolutely flipping nuts for Dune, so the ability to slap together stillsuits and Holtzman shields and all sorts of fun Herbert-adjacent nonsense has tickled my brain in…

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