I’m not sure what’s scarier in Bye Sweet Carole, the demonic owl or the fact that it rips apart an integral part of my childhood

I grew up watching films from the aptly named Disney Renaissance—I’m talking The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Hercules, and Mulan—and then got to enjoy some bangers like Treasure Planet, Brother Bear, and Atlantis as I got older, so this style of 2D animation is a pretty formative part of my childhood. So I was ready…

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Turns out, that horny Borderlands 4 shield wasn’t actually supposed to be so horny—or at least, not so horny so often: ‘Voice lines now trigger at the intended frequency’

Among the many other wins and stumbles of the recent Borderlands 4 patch is a revelation that actually has me shocked. You know that one shield, the one that was super horny? Well, turns out it wasn’t meant to be that way. Alright, context: In Borderlands 4, The Cindershelly is one of those gag items…

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Edifier G2000 Pro review

I kinda like ‘ugly’ hardware. The first time I saw the Edifier G2000 Pro, that was exactly what I thought. It’s an angular set of speakers, with see through panels on the side to blast RGB light into your eyeballs. It feels very 2000s to me, in a way I haven’t experienced with any of…

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Trump credits a call from Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang and others as to why he cancelled plans to ‘surge’ San Francisco with federal law enforcement this weekend

Reports earlier this week suggested that the Trump administration was planning to deploy a wave of federal agents on the streets of San Francisco as part of a large-scale immigration-enforcement plan. The news was met with widespread condemnation and plans to protest from the local community. Trump has since posted on his social media platform,…

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Microsoft resurrects Clippy in Copilot, presumably because it’s intrusive, doesn’t understand context, and is god damn annoying

Clippy did nothing wrong. I know, you’re all thinking my nostalgia has gone too far, “it looks like you’re trying to write a letter” is circling through your brain, and you’re just glad that sentient paperclip is gone for good. Well hold those thoughts, because Clippy is back. In the most depressing way possible. Microsoft…

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New Borderlands 4 patch stumbles by making the nerfed crit knife an actual DPS loss on some builds, plus a Halloween event that’s ‘like getting a dead rat in a box for Christmas’

Borderlands 4 dropped a pretty hefty patch today, and before I tell you how Gearbox has screwed the pooch, I do want to be fair and at least highlight the positives while I roll my sleeves up: Sort filters for your inventory now persist instead of auto-setting to “by manufacturer”; Your discovered locations persist when…

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