This bizarre roguelike has a new take on the Vampire Survivors formula: letting you build your own custom weapons out of brains, eyeballs, and chimpanzee spines

A little over two years ago, I was taking my first run in Vampire Survivors, walking around a barren plain smashing skeletons with my whip. Now it’s 2025, and I’m stitching together a chain of chimpanzee spines and tentacles to connect to my third brain, so I can make it through the next round of…

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Thank Goodness You’re Here! review

Review catch-up (Image credit: Coal Supper) There were a few games last year that we didn’t have time to review, so before 2025 gets too crazy we’re playing review catch-up and rectifying some of these omissions. So if you’re reading this and wondering if you’ve slipped through a wormhole back into 2024, don’t worry, you’ve…

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Nintendo Download: 9th January (North America)

Freedom Wars! Chernobylite Premium Edition! Runny Bunny! The latest Nintendo Download update for North America has arrived! We’re still early on in the year, so don’t expect a ton of big new games, but the eShop is picking up a bit. So let’s see what’s coming! As always, be sure to drop a vote in…

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‘I created it, let me move on’: Ex-Cloud 9 player, the Overwatch team whose blunder inspired the infamous ‘C9’ slang, watches in horror as the term moves onto Marvel Rivals

Let me take you down memory lane, back to Overwatch Apex Season 2 in 2017. Specifically, to the match between AF Blue vs. Cloud9. It was first to three over five possible maps, and despite dominating most of their team fights, Cloud9 lost. Badly. Two of their three losses were due to repeatedly pulling a…

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Nvidia CEO Jen-Hsun Huang’s simple reminder that useful quantum computing is a long way off has somehow caused industry stocks to plummet

Remember when a computer meant something that used traditional, familiar algorithms? Ah, simple times. Now we not only have machine learning—aka, supposed “artificial intelligence”—but also quantum computing, which uses microwaves to get qubits to do wacky and seemingly impossible things. Regarding the latter kinds of computers, though, Nvidia CEO Jen-Hsun Huang reckons we’re quite far…

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Evercade’s Indie Heroes Collection 4 Launches Next Month

Comes with 11 indie retro titles. Blaze has just announced a new cartridge collection for its Evercade family of systems. Indie Heroes Collection 4 “brings together an eclectic lineup of games originally created for retro-inspired platforms”. It features 11 “modern retro” releases that have previously been featured as part of Evercade’s time-limited ‘Game of the…

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