A game I can only describe as ‘gooner Fortnite’ has an upcoming closed beta test where you can see your own melons for the ultimate immersion

In 1998, Trespasser: Jurassic Park: The Lost World revolutionised gaming forever by slapping a health bar tattoo on the protagonist’s boobs, forcing you to stare down at her cleavage in order to discern how close to death you were. Videogames have been too cowardly to ascend to such heights since—limiting their powers to some visible…

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My desktop has been overrun by virtual pop sensation Hatsune Miku goodies from Asus, but I’m here to tell you that it really is a case of style over substance

Everyone knows that when it comes to setting up your PC peripherals, it’s all about aesthetics. Okay. Well, maybe not always. A lot of the time it’s more worthwhile to invest in high quality products that enhance your gaming experience, but hey, what’s wrong with having a little fun and flair at your desk? I’ll…

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Japanese researchers achieve 1,020,000,000 Mbps internet speeds over a 1,123 mile line, 3.5 million times faster than the average US connection and a hell of a lot quicker than mine

A team of researchers led by the (take a deep breath) Photonic Network Laboratory at the National Institute of Information and Communication Technology in Japan has announced a successful test of the world’s first successful petabit-class internet transmission over 1,000 km. That’s a lot of words which essentially mean—new mega-fast internet connection tested over long…

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