March 11, 2026

When Firaxis’s XCOM remake came out a constant complaint in the comments was that its random number generator was clearly cheating against players. Someone would miss a 95% chance, or God forbid a couple of them, and confidently declare that Jake Solomon was personally tweaking the probability to fuck with them.Of course, that wasn’t the…

Hard to believe, but Garry’s Mod has been around for 20 years, and even back in 2006, its $10 price tag made it an easy decision for people who wanted to clown around in the physics sandbox or use it to make their own games to play and share.Garry Newman’s new game creation platform, s&box,…

Crabs are basically the spiders of the sea. They’ve got too many legs and it’s unsettling to see a swarm of them swarming toward you, or a single big one even if it’s just minding its own business hanging out and being larger than I’d like. Crabmeat puts the unsettling nature of the crab to…

Pokémon are everywhere right now. Turn away from the marketing blitz for Pokopia for a second and you’ll see imitators like Pickmon, a knock-off so shameless it makes Palworld seem restrained, and Aniimo, which combines Pokémon-esque design and gacha mechanics like there was an explosion at the cynicism factory.Wonderful Neoran Valley does actually seem like…