To celebrate Silent Hill: Townfall’s release I ranked all my coworkers based on whether I think they could actually survive the horrors of St Amelia

I’ve played enough horror games at this point to wonder whether I’d be any good at actually surviving one. While some games are simply out of the question after finishing Silent Hill: Townfall recently I came to the conclusion that yes, given the right circumstances I’d probably make it to the end. But what about…

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Survival game buildings, Part 1

Real buildings that look like something I’d build on my first night in a survival game, part 1. Defunct restroom in my local park. I count 8 wall pieces, 4 standard roof pieces, 2 triangle roof pieces, 1 door. I could definitely fit a bed in there. (Image credit: Christopher Livingston)

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Apple, Nvidia, Google, Microsoft…pretty much all the big US players in the chip business are reportedly evaluating Intel’s new 14A node

If this report is even close to being true, Intel could be on the cusp of a whole new and incredibly lucrative era for the company. It’s claimed that pretty much all of the biggest players in US chip tech including Amazon, Apple, AMD, Google, Tesla, Microsoft, Nvidia and Qualcomm are evaluating Intel’s upcoming 14A…

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Discord is not my friend

While it seems unlikely that major web platforms can be discouraged from marching us further into a surveillance dystopia with measures like Discord’s age-verification rollout, I wish they’d at least do us the courtesy of dropping the ‘I’m just a little guuuy’ schtick: when you launch an extremely popular age assurance update that everyone on…

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There are 39* Stardew Valley-shaped farm sims that are still planning to launch in 2026 and I have 234 hours** of gaming time remaining.

There are 39* Stardew Valley-shaped farm sims that are still planning to launch in 2026 and I have 234 hours** of gaming time remaining. Someone who is good at time management please help me budget this. My crops are dying. Songs of Glimmerwick 40 hours Dragon Shelter 20 hours Grave Seasons 20 hours Nivalis Nights…

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My first MMO character #4: Lincoln Carpenter

My first MMO character was… Maldirr, Orc Warrior Born: ~2005 Game: World of Warcraft Technically, my very first MMO characters were in a RuneScape account (that was later hacked during years of inactivity) and a Trandoshan force-sensitive in Star Wars Galaxies, that I only played long enough to realize the New Game Enhancements were bad….

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