Gunstoppable gives me the same head-empty unbridled joy as Ultrakill—it doesn't hurt that Gabriel's voice actor is in it too

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4’s first beta patch adds a new map and mode, as Infinity Ward responds to complaints about footstep noise and weapon lethality

The beta for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 kicked off in earnest this weekend this weekend, with Infinity Ward commencing public testing of what we all hope is a return to form after the disappointment of Call of Duty: Black Ops 7. And changes are already being made, with the developers releasing a new…

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The dungeoncrawler where you really can roll to seduce the dragon has been delayed until next year

The game whose full name I forget and have to copy-paste every time—here goes, it’s called Rizz Dungeon: Skeleton Key to My Heart—was scheduled to release on September 17. It’s been delayed until next year because developer Snoozy Kazoo’s previous games—hang on, let me warm up Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V again—Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion and…

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Can the Epic Games Store turn things around? ‘I don’t see how they can recover at this point,’ says Newzoo analyst

Back in February Epic Games told us about its plan to overhaul the Epic launcher, with an update in June mentioning it would start up five times faster on average. That technical overhaul will apparently be accompanied by changes to the storefront including personalized game recommendations, quick-access categories, and patch notes right there on the…

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