I can't believe I'm saying this again, again, but Skull and Bones is delayed again

Tiny indie studio realises someone is selling its free games for $100+ on eBay and is totally stoked: ‘We’re a real developer now’ it declares, adding an ‘in your face!’ to a homebrew convention that rejected them

Friends, let me summon my full videogame-expert authority to tell you: Studios don’t like it when you pirate their games. They’re not fans! And fair enough, really. If I found out that someone was filtering all my articles into Athletic Dame Repacks that you had to read off of torrented .iso files, I’d be… mystified,…

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Ex-MS engineer reveals the story behind the infamous ‘FCKGW’ Windows XP key: ‘Pirates started baking the key into images or just writing it on the CD with a Sharpie’

Ex-Microsoft engineer David Plummer has revealed that he was the “primary author” of Windows XP’s Product Activation system on the OS side, and so he’s got some inside details on the workings behind the infamous “FCKGW” product key. You know, the one that seemed to be written on every pirated, home-burnt CD copy of the…

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I watched Markiplier play Iron Lung for 45 minutes before watching Markiplier star in the Iron Lung movie for 2+ hours. Which was better?

Another week, another videogame adaptation hits the movie theaters—but this one is a bit different. YouTuber Markiplier (Mark Fischbach) produced, directed, acted in, and even distributed an adaptation of indie horror game Iron Lung, which he first recorded himself playing in 2022. But which is better, watching Markiplier play the game for 45 minutes on…

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The Game Awards 2023 results: All the winners

Every winner for The Game Awards 2023 has been announced. This year, over 100 “global media and influencer outlets” (including PC Gamer) cast their votes for 31 award categories. And the winners were announced live on The Game Awards stream in between an avalanche of new game trailers and reveals. Baldur’s Gate 3 and Alan…

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