The people who brought you the $165 Disco Elysium trash bag now bring you an $800 The Alters tracksuit
If I’m known for anything, it’s my incredible fashion sense. ‘Josh!’ cries the baying mob, ‘tell us where you got that 10-pack of t-shirts of indiscernibly different dark hues for like £15! Tell us how you look so good in all those identical pairs of black jeans! Wearing a jacket today? Daring!’ My fashion secrets…