The brave adventurers of WoW: Forever are all called things like Take Meds and Skonch Prime

World of Warcraft: Forever has a new two-name system, given it’ll be taking place on one big megaserver—which has a few advantages, like making sure you can typically get your chosen first name without the sheer volume of players snapping it out from under you.

Naturally, being a bunch of silly geezers, WoW players have been using it to mercilessly run bits. Here’s a quick list of some of my favourites that myself and my colleagues have seen, plus a gallery of images to reassure you that they are, in fact, real:

  • Rotten Nutz
  • Skonch Prime
  • Minion Cuck
  • Lancedalot Nowimdead (notably, an undead paladin).
  • Huge Bulge
  • Take Meds
  • Zugzug Workwork
  • Gotta Poo
  • Girlwho Suggestsyaoi
  • Ballbag Billy
  • Po Tayto
  • Supplement Bottle
  • Looks Maxxer
  • Floorpov Povfloor
  • John Warcrimes
Players running around in WoW: Forever with some suspect, silly names.
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Players running around in WoW: Forever with some suspect, silly names.
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Players running around in WoW: Forever with some suspect, silly names.
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Players running around in WoW: Forever with some suspect, silly names.
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Players running around in WoW: Forever with some suspect, silly names.
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Players running around in WoW: Forever with some suspect, silly names.
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Players running around in WoW: Forever with some suspect, silly names.
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Players running around in WoW: Forever with some suspect, silly names.
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Players running around in WoW: Forever with some suspect, silly names.
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Players running around in WoW: Forever with some suspect, silly names.
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Players running around in WoW: Forever with some suspect, silly names.
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Players running around in WoW: Forever with some suspect, silly names.
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Players running around in WoW: Forever with some suspect, silly names.
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Players running around in WoW: Forever with some suspect, silly names.
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But beware: If you wish to join the ranks of these absurdly-named heroes, Blizzard has confirmed it’ll be removing beta access from people who name themselves something terribly rude: “Character names must adhere to our naming policies, including in Beta. If you violate those policies that may result in the removal of beta access.”

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