Bitcoin hits a new all-time high, $Trump is stymied by $Melania, and I’m over here having a full-blown existential crisis
What year is it? Because I was reliably informed this was 2025, but it appears I should be expecting a new lockdown at any moment. Bitcoin has surged to its highest all-time price, Donald Trump is about to step into the White House once more, and meme coins are battling it out for market share—except…