Treasonous Helldivers 2 players are weaponizing the Super Earth flag to crash the game for everyone but them

Helldivers with a flair for the dramatic (or psychotic) got good news yesterday when Arrowhead announced that, “thanks to some groundbreaking military research into pointier flag tips,” the CQC-1 One True Flag melee weapon in Helldivers 2 “can now be proudly planted directly into enemies—dead or alive.” Arrowhead described the heraldric upgrade as “absolute democracy”…

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‘We could have, at that point, put out a s*** game’: Former Deep Silver comms boss says Dead Island 2 released 8 years late because an earlier version ‘would have killed the franchise’ if it wasn’t binned

Sometimes all you can do is take a struggling project back to the drawing board. Unfortunately for Dead Island 2 publisher Deep Silver, that’s a decision that meant adding eight years and millions of dollars to the sequel’s development time (via GamesIndustry.biz). In a talk at British game dev conference Develop:Brighton, former Deep Silver head…

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Minecraft says to hell with it, adds in-game version of Lava Chicken song, which you get by beating a chicken jockey

All parents of Minecraft-obsessed children have learned a new song by heart this year. “LA-LA-LA-LAVA CHI-CHI-CHI-CHICKEN” booms Jack Black from the treacherous Alexa for the thirtieth time that day, and I quietly put my head in my hands and weep. The 34-second earworm Lava Chicken is the shortest song ever to crack the Billboard top…

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Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 + 4 developer is trying to figure out who put the edgy Guitar Hero gag in the game it made, promises to remove it in the next update even though players want it to stay

Iron Galaxy, the studio that made the Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 + 4 remake, says it is investigating how an amusing, some might say slightly edgy, reference to Guitar Hero and developer Neversoft ended up in the game. It also committed to removing the image in question, even though players are now asking the…

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Microsoft’s 200 laid-off King devs are reportedly being replaced by AI they helped build, while its ‘absolute ‘s***show’ HR department looks away and whistles

If you needed further evidence we live in a dystopia an editor would chuck out for being too on-the-nose, try this: per sources spoken to by MobileGamer.biz, laid-off staff at social-game dev King (as in Activision Blizzard King) are being replaced by AI. The AI they helped build, in fact. If you can cast your…

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