This game about grinding mute lumps of shapeless flesh has made me realise I've been hornswoggled by capitalism

This game about grinding mute lumps of shapeless flesh has made me realise I’ve been hornswoggled by capitalism

Weird Weekend Weird Weekend is our regular Saturday column where we celebrate PC gaming oddities: peculiar games, strange bits of trivia, forgotten history. Pop back every weekend to find out what Jeremy, Josh and Rick have become obsessed with this time, whether it’s the canon height of Thief’s Garrett or that time someone in the…

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Ghostwire: Tokyo joins GOG Preservation Program, which means you don’t have to deal with Bethesda.NET anymore

Ghostwire: Tokyo, Tango Gameworks’ spooky, neon-drenched action-adventure game, is now officially a good old game. Granted, it’s not that old, but ‘good’ seems about right given that contributing writer Imogen Mellor scored it a 72 in her review. But what I mean is that it’s joined GOG’s Preservation Program. If you’re wondering why a game…

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The Blood of Dawnwalker’s first major update will add directional animal petting and a new story mode that’s easier than the previous story mode

I’ve nothing against games that feature simulated animal petting, but it’s never been something I’ve considered buying a game specifically for. Sure, it’s nice when your character can stroke a virtual dog or fuss with a clump of polygons shaped like a cat, but it rarely amounts to more than a canned animation. That said,…

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Player Discovers ‘Nudity Code’ Hidden in the Censored Sega Genesis Port of StormLord

Scandinavian Scandalous. During the late-’80s and into the early-’90s, computer games got decidedly… horny. Despite the rudimentary visuals of the ZX Spectrum and Amstrad CPC, some developers still did their damndest to sneak in pixelated 8-bit nudity, while being a little more provocative with the cover art – see Barbarian (1987), Vixen (1988), and Game…

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Developer cancels public demo of its upcoming horror drinking game, fearing it will be instantly cloned by AI vibe coders: ‘We sincerely apologise for the short notice’

The developer of an upcoming horror drinking game has cancelled plans for a public Steam demo in favour of private preview sessions, citing concerns that AI vibe coders might use the demo’s content to clone the game. Drunken Goddess Reflux is a “shot glass Russian roulette” drinking game where players square off against an anime…

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