Studio says ‘not every publisher’ is swerving GTA 6’s release and declares a November 5 release date for its game: ‘Maybe we’re just not afraid enough’

For reasons I can’t quite explain—except to admit that San Andreas was very good—the entire Earth has become one big millenarian cult awaiting the arrival of Grand Theft Auto 6, which will purge us of our sins and deliver us to apocatastasis. It will also make four hundred quintillion dollars. No wonder, then, that its…

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Where to find Caine in Gothic Remake

Tracking down Caine in Gothic Remake took me longer than I’d like to admit. This missing mole is apparently somewhere in the Swamp Camp, but if you’re ever been to that sprawling mess of ramshackle huts and walkways, you’ll understand the issue. If you recall that Caine is Cor Kalom’s apprentice, then speaking to him…

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What’s the plan with Halo, Xbox?

I was pleasantly surprised by the Xbox Showcase overall this year. Seeing Marcus in normal clothes was rather funny, but Gears of War E-Day looks as gnarly as ever. Clockwork Revolution is a very promising time-bending steampunk RPG, and a hit of Bioshock nostalgia. I’m already sold on Vivarium, the most charming Ghibli-esque life sim…

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