I’m officially obsolete because this robot can operate an Xbox controller, open unhealthy snacks, and make clumsy sexual passes
What am I even on this planet for, really? To play videogames? To partake in an unhealthy diet? To make awkward sexual passes at the consenting partner of my choice? All of the above. I might as well dig my own grave and climb into it because there’s a robot on the brink of accomplishing…